December 2011
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“I don’t know if I continue, even today, always liking myself. But what I learned...”
– Maya Angelou (via thechocolatebrigade)
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I have 20 mins left at work and since there is no more work to do & I didn’t bring my knitting & I’ve already drawn on most of the post-its, I’m going to make a list of shit that needs to get done before I move. Maybe this will increase the likelihood that I start trying to get them done sooner than the day before I leave.
GET SOME HATS. Freakishly warm ones.
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“That’s what optimistic means, you know. It means stupid. An optimist is somebody...”
– Louis C.K. (via winnr)
Partying on New Year's Eve?
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
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Welcome to Hacker Republic, Citizen Wasp:... →
citizenwasp:
Tonight at the gym, when I was swimming laps, a strange piece of performance art almost Lynchian in its bizarreity occured. A man, very normal in appearance, came in and sat down on a lawn chair, PUT ON SUNGLASSES AND SUNSCREEN, put in his head phones, and began to eat with a great deal of delight…
“If all mankind were to disappear, the world would regenerate back to the rich...”
– Edward O. Wilson (via lukiasmiles)
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Pawn Shop Blues by Lana Del Ray
In the name of...
for christmas I got
drunk
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awoodenpen replied to your photo: double-fisting hot cocoa and bacardi & coke…
That is the best mug. That is the best mug ever.
THANK YOU! I love, love, love it. A gift from my REAL (not bio) mom who is just the best ever.
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“Be empty of worrying. Think of who created thought! Why do you stay in prison...”
– Rumi (via lucifelle)
But I don’t, Rumi! Not anymore! Today I am quitting the job that has been imprisoning me. In 3 weeks I am moving out of the state that has imprisoned me my entire life. My heart is open & I can feel my worries fading away.
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“I can never read all the books I want; I can never be all the people I want and...”
– Sylvia Plath (via bottlecup)
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“So I decided to become a midwife… I wanted to deliver a thousand babies. And as...”
– Emma Goldman (via apwbirth)(via bradicalmang)
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So my boss and his genius son are on vacation in Belize for a week which means I’m kind of on vacation too. I still work all my hours but I don’t have to do things like spend 10 mins at a time on hold w/ the software company about issues that have already been submitted or listen to personal opinion lectures about how feminism turned men into sissies or constantly answer questions like...
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awoodenpen:
jessintheface:
I am watching a 3-year-old operate an iPhone with zero assistance.
whatwhatwhat?
My wife runs a Pre-K class for kids with autism. 3 & 4 year-olds who are learning and being taught some of the basic fundamentals of communication. She has to hide away her iPhone and take out the County-donated iPad-as-teaching tool only at certain times, because most of them...